why is sex pleasurable?
One of life’s great mysteries is sex. Why does it feel so good? Why is it an all-consuming drive that haunts us from our adolescent years on? One kooky evolution type theory tries to suggest that this tendency to enjoy rubbing our hot spots, which incidentally can lead to the arrival of new human beings, is key to the continued success of a species. I mean, really, next they’ll be suggesting that our tailbone used to have a tail connected to it!
Thankfully for my readers, I stumbled across this piece of Christian advice, that helps clear up the mystery of sex being pleasurable:
Sex is by far one of God’s best ideas! Don’t you agree? I imagine the Creator could have made procreation a behavior that brought little pleasure and only engaged our bodies, completely detached from the wealth of a soul and spirit experience. What a bummer sex would have been if that were the case.
Thankfully our Maker decided to be very creative concerning our sexuality. Not only does your body go through the greatest physiological changes, but when engaging successfully in sex you also experience the highest chemical reward possible for your body.
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Once you experience sexuality as God intended it, you will never be able to settle for less again—I guarantee it. It is an incredible journey that offers awesome rewards.
This journey, which I call Sex, Men and God, involves a process—there is no magic bullet. If you choose the process, ahead of you lies a journey during which equipping, informing and for many, healing will take place. When you reach the end of this journey you will be a sexually successful man who can be fearless in prayer, a threat to the enemy of our souls and a spiritual blessing to your wife, family, church and community.
God’s gift to men is our sexuality. It is a divine gift that we have from birth to death. Yet, as men, we are misunderstood many times because of our God-given desire to consummate our marriage regularly.
I also believe that when men appropriately understand their sexuality they will experience three-dimensional sexuality that is wonderful and productive.
The ability to connect with your spouse in three God-given dimensions—spirit, soul and body—can satisfy you so profoundly that you do not even desire sex the next day. Imagine being that sexually satiated on a regular basis; that is sexual success!
Thanks to Nightmares of Jesus for posting the seriously scary video that led me to this stunning revelation that makes it clear that sex is a gift from the god God for his favourite creature, the human man.
Huh. So all this time I’ve been doing it wrong?
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Just ask yourself, has it been three-dimensional? 🙂
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I saw that vid…. He said Bill Clinton only likes to have sex with amputees, and has a large collection of porn. The man is insane.
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The video was so frightening! But I must say watching him talk, and looking at the heads in the audience, I felt like I got a taste for how difficult it must be to escape that nonsense if everyone around you is spouting or absorbing it.
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Herd mentality. Not our greatest of traits.
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Got us where we are today.
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Sure, but look down…. we forgot to put our pants on way back when the adventure started.
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What an fucking idiot! (ha ha ha) … sex the way god intended it… it sure is good that there are people who were talked to personally by their non-existent god so what we know all these things. There are some people that really don’t deserve a second chance, never mind three.
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The people that receive personal divine inspiration are my favourite! What do you mean by second and third chances?
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No three strikes rule. Something/people are so foul that they get no do overs.
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Ouch, that’s pretty extreme. Lots of people get a terrible start to life and have difficulty fitting in to society. While on an individual level I do write off people as ‘foul’, I have to recognise that they are a product of their environment. I think everyone deserves as many chances as they need.
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Oh, I’m with you on that… but some people… well, they use up all nine lives in one go. There are some apologists/fundamentalists who seem to be on life 17 and just need to go.
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I could be wrong, but I suspect a lot of them were neglected or mistreated as children. The fundamentalists have a great gig going – their recommended child rearing tactics create needy and damaged adults that are even less likely to have the emotional strength to exit the fold. (speculation, but I’m sure I’m right … need to do a post)
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I’m talking about the Rush Limbaughs of the world… not your average believer in god.
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As always, your post is so hilarious and spot-on that I have no comment. But the photo, my God! So beautiful. Tree bark? Dried clay?
What a weird image though, for a post about the pleasure of sex….
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Thank you!! It is indeed tree bark. There are some gorgeous trees in the Botanic Gardens near me. I’m running low on pictures since we left our beautiful flower and hummingbird packed garden, so you’re right, I’m probably not tuning them very well to the theme. Although I did think when I chose that one that there might be something about cracks?
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I hope the good christian can simulate a class where god is giving lectures on how to do sex right. So far I haven’t seen it in the good book except maybe where Lot is wasted by her daughters severally so they can have babies or where the holy spirit appears to make other people’s fiancees pregnant. Is there one I have missed?
Your posts are gems
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I expect you’re right that there’s not much in the way of specific instruction in the holy book. I guess the god God prefers to radiate his divine inspiration to nice men like this one, to give it a personal touch. 🙂
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I had sex with an atheist, and could swear I converted her: “Oh, God!; Oh, God!”
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Please try not to lower the tone. Some of my readers are budding monks! 🙂
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You see what comes out of my filthy mind? I’m taking a break from blogging while I humble myself.
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Animals who do not like sex, will not reproduce and hence a dislike for sex will not become wide spread if not extinct. Animals who like sex will reprdocue, will transfer this attitude to their off spring an so most animals will like sex. No god required, just evolution.
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Thank you! I thought I covered that in the first paragraph, you know, the ‘kooky evolution’ bit? It seriously frightens me that people could be soooo stupid to see it as a deity chosen design feature, because even if a creator deity happened to be behind it all, the deity was savvy enough to work with evolution.
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I would have thought a relevant photo to accompany this hilarious piece would have been in order.
Couldn’t you find the key to your ‘toy’ cupboard? 🙂
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Actually, I probably should have re-used the copulating ladybirds. That was a fine photo!
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Yes, copulating ladybirds now inserted. The post is perfect now! 🙂
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You have Ladybirds in your toy cupboard? 🙂
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Sigh. Go play your silly double entendre games with someone who’s interested. You’re lowering the tone of my educational post. 🙂
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Lowering the tone!!!Sheesh.
I don’t do double entendres, rather go straight for the single intenders.
Anyway, Ladybird, Rabbit…what’s the difference? 😉
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Thanks for the shout out!
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